Utopias B4a B4b B4c - 10th June 2016
From some slimy hole in the golden acres of the allotment garden of Nowhere in particular
From some slimy hole in the golden acres of the allotment garden of Nowhere in particular
My efficacy as a chronicler of the allotment garden of
Nowhere in particular leaves a lot to be desired. At this time of writing, putting pen to paper and dirt encrusted fingers to computer keys; nearly 70
days have elapsed since the last scant virtual rendition of the garden.
Since those few select mega value moments from the planting
of Cara and Sarpo Mira seed potatoes so much else has emerged, come to be, and
gone, from the overwhelming momentum of the allotment garden. Why have there
been so few despatches from me when so much has happened? It is not that I have
not been there often to witness and play a part in the bewildering and
beguiling emanations of the garden.
Utopia B4a - Cara potatoes - 10th June 2016
I have made it to the site on 50 of those 70 days; each
visit involving a 14 mile round cycle trip and at least 2 hours of gardening on
working weekday evenings (and many more otherwise). In the great seasonal reach
for the sun, everything growing and stretching, swelling, and aching for more
light, water and energy, I think and feel I am there, that I am truly a part of
it, an empathetic soul immersed in the entwined romance and reason of the
place. And when apart from the place physically there is still a connection in
thought. Should I celebrate my energetic and determined immersion by reporting
on what I (and others) have done let alone thought and felt? Celebrating our
actions might lack a critical and reflective perspective on many
dimensions of the garden and our gardening.
10th May - bitter Sweet Pepper
The mighty potato patches of the allotment garden of Nowhere
in particular (in June) invite a certain optimism as to the harvest later in
the year – the haulms in their precipitous standing suggest success. For every
seed potato shoot that has reached so high with as much vigour, so many others,
of various plant sorts and species, have barely made it out of the ground. Great
processions of e.g. parsnip seedlings have disappeared in their entirety
overnight. Of course I think I know what the cause of their disappearance is. I
may not have actually witnessed ‘the slug’ devouring those seedlings but I am
certain ‘it’ is responsible – the vile villain of the parsnip patch, and of many
other plant communities making up the allotment garden of Nowhere in
particular.
The many ways of 'the slug'
in
the golden acres
of
This insatiable bête noire, this bête de nuit, has brought
me to my knees in gloom filled resignation as to the futility of sowing some
plant seeds directly into the soil. The ravaged remains of plants brought on in
pots and transplanted out inspire a bitter sentiment. My gloom
has festered. Of my 50 visits, many have continued into the gloaming and
beyond, in order for me to search out and destroy as much of ‘the slug’ as I can – a
crazed nocturnal mission involving scissors and stamping; summary execution. The body of ‘the slug’ is pulverised into near oblivion; but only
something near oblivion for ‘the
slug’ is inextirpable. I have exercised some restraint as to my ‘slugicidal’
zeal and acknowledged ‘the slug’ has a place in the whole being of the garden. ‘The
slug’ is not malevolent. I have sought out my very own inner slug as a means to
try and identify with the way of the slug in the harmonious connectivity of
the great Tree of Life, no less. In this meditation on the potential of peaceful
coexistence in the allotment garden of Nowhere in particular I am as much ‘the
pest’ not least because of how I exercise the limits of my gardening knowledge,
skills and understanding and inflict them on the garden.
Grow fat hen not chervil - 18th May.
‘The way of the slug’ may involve adjustments to the
rational and romantic dimensions of the garden (and gardener) making for a less
anthropocentric dream of Utopia. But still, in an anthropocentric nightmare of
Utopia 4a, 4b and 4c, I can hear the delicate mouthparts of myriad molluscs
burrowing into the starchy tuberous flesh of Solanum tuberosum L. making for a grim chorus of rasping radulae
mocking my ecological and horticultural magnanimity. In the slug garden of
Nowhere in particular, the potato chips are down, down, down and riven with holes to boot.
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